Free Bad Ideas

Please take them. I don't want them.

Phone booth where you leave a message to your future self. Just have a 24hr period to recheck.
Kitty camouflage - the camo print is cats
Waterscraper: a skyscraper that is made to draw out water from the sky like a giant waterfall.
Seed pellets for guns
Boozy hummus
Powdered alcohol- Luke
Hyper-directed art that moves just one person, but non commissioned, a surprise art attack.
A house pub crawl, each room is differently themed.
A cultural first date ritual that aligns with our human ancestry, allows us to get to know each other well enough to consider a second date.
Ideas as currency. Valuation is completely contextual. A database of idea intros, enough to pique interest, and then a bid on the price to get the rest. AI could access the idea independently and give a summary/pitch.
Icicle ice cube machine. For tall glasses.
A toy that can perform a full metamorphosis from larva to caterpillar to pupa to butterfly.
A complete and total Emotion word chart. The complete hierarchy or mindmap of every word associated with a sensation.
Lamp posts that look like normal ones, but glow entirely from the inside. Opaque body, LEDs inside. Still has the top light that works normally.
A book that reads you. It could be a spy book. As you read it, it reads your eyes, your brain waves, your heartbeat and perspiration. It knows how you feel about what you're reading. It could also change its words to further excite, calm, anger, etc you. An AI book. It appears to be paper, but the entire thing is a haptic feedback, biometric sensors, etc.
A car covered in corduroy.
A hunger belly monster plushie.
Dolls for kids that have AI of a grandparent.
Poncho to go in and out of houses when it’s cold out and I have to cut tile.
A sledding tube that has breaks.
A gravestone made of petrified wood. For those who have worked their whole lives to save the environment.
Flying bicycles, smoothly hovering around. Designated air paths around the city. Sky meetups. "Floating" down the river with air tubes. Glass bottom hover boats. City tours on flying tuk-tuks.
A giant playground for adults in the middle of the city. A sort of plaza where we could run around and make friends. Ninja Warrior? Kids playground x10.
Helmet computers. Combining AI, AR/VR, computing, everything on your head.
A drink that changed color to match the surface it was sitting on. Especially at a bar/restaurant. Inspired by whiskey on an old wooden bar.
Tardigrade as a sports team mascot.
SmartyPants: pants that can change texture, stretch-ability, and color.
Ai telegraph
Roller cane (for old people roller blading)
Underwater vending machine
Straw, spoon, knife, fork combo. Strōknirk
Camelback beer pillow
Dictionary of the future
Outsource manifesting things in the universe
Microphone gun
Redbull pasta
Porn the Musical
Nachos with chopsticks
Ouija board but only emojis
Tequila Mockingbird as a cocktail
Hand gun salt pepper grinder
Golf club where you shoot golf balls out of a gun.
Game show, guess who's the alien disguised as a human.
Stand up comedy in a men's restroom
Pool pool pool bar
A urinal, but like the fair it blows up balloons.
Voodoo dentist/teeth pulling
Chair or child noise guessing game
Double arm rests on planes.
Durian cocktail
Airater straw for wine
Scentmojis
Abe blanket. A blanket in the shape of Lincoln.
Ferris wheel bike
Tandem scooter
Pull cord on a phone case that makes noise. Like the cow goes moo. But the phone goes ring. (Dial up noise)
Nose mask for cold noses
Birthday roast for a five year old
Car Segway
Monster truck roller blades
Electric plug in bike (Karlie)
Collapsible dildo
Tattoo vending machine (Nick)
Flask baby(Colin)
Jet ski rickshaw
Driving course driving range
Time currency
Dating app for the worst match, to appreciate the good ones
Christmas space food truck
Moisture meter that makes your plants bark.